Ryan Parker ⠀ Height5'4" Weight~100 pounds HairBlonde, pixie cut EyesDark brown Age~18 BirthplaceChicago, IL RELATIONSHIPS Theo — I wish we could be better friends, Theo... I don't know what I did wrong... and maybe if you'd quit bein' such a little bitch every time I fuck with you, we wouldn't always be butting heads. Yen — I'm so thankful that you took me in. I don't know what I'd do without you... and you're so naive, too! You guys are hella lucky I'm not just, like, a serial thief. Heidi — I appreciate you letting me bunk with you. Really. But your BS detector is a lot finer tuned than Yen or Killian's. I'll keep that in mind. Killian — I'm glad we've, like, spent some time together. You seem really nice. But fucking—QUIT MESSING WITH ME ABOUT THEO. Oh my FUCKing God.